British Lose Right to Claim That Americans Are Dumber

Andy Borowitz: Luxuriating in the superiority of their intellect over Americans’ has long been a favorite pastime in Britain, surpassing in popularity such games as cricket, darts, and snooker. But, according to Alistair Dorrinson, a pub owner in North London, British voters have done irreparable damage to the “most enjoyable sport this nation has ever known: namely, treating Americans like idiots.”

“This is a dark day,” he said. “But I hold out hope that, come November, Americans could become dumber than us once more.” More here.